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Shes a porn star, why would you want to settle down with that?? She'll be gang banging his buddys while he's on the sideline.

 

 

matheson.jpg"Let me get this straight...are you saying....

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her then she starts

To do the things that will break his heart

 

But if you make an ugly woman your wife

you'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks meals on time

And she'll always give you peace of mind

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

Sax solo

 

Don't let your friends say you have no taste

Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match

Take it from me, she's a better catch

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

Spoken:

Say man!

Hey baby!

I saw your wife the other day!

Yeah?

Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

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matheson.jpg"Let me get this straight...are you saying....

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

A pretty woman makes her husband look small

And very often causes his downfall

As soon as he marries her then she starts

To do the things that will break his heart

 

But if you make an ugly woman your wife

you'll be happy for the rest of your life

An ugly woman cooks meals on time

And she'll always give you peace of mind

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

Sax solo

 

Don't let your friends say you have no taste

Go ahead and marry anyway

Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match

Take it from me, she's a better catch

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

Spoken:

Say man!

Hey baby!

I saw your wife the other day!

Yeah?

Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

Yeah, alright!

 

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

Never make a pretty woman your wife

So from my personal point of view

Get an ugly girl to marry you

 

That's very funny. I just listened to it for the first time ever.

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Boller is tough as nails to take the hits he took.

Secondly he has solid character. He did not whine and cry publicly about his line, the receivers, the benchings, the play calling like many baby QB's around the league do...not to mention the intense fan and media criticism. I didn't see him throw any fingers when he was hurt and fans cheered. Class guy.

3rd...he is a nice guy.

4th...well his QB skills are 'wanting'... :)

 

His only off the field stuff was...his choice of women. Not a bad problem to have...you can work on that. :D

 

He was drafted in the 1st round (a stretch), never given time or proper coaching to develop, thrown to the wolves his rookie year (Ravens did make the playoffs on Jamal's magnificent 2003 year)...

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There's a video that she sent her (ex)boyfriend of her playing with herself, thus the reason her crown was taken, Vivid bought the video, but cant do anything with it without her OK, they've offered her money to sign off it, but she has thus far refused

 

For the record, I have nothing against attractive girls sending videos and pictures to their boyfriends.

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