A man goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for condoms quietly. The pharmacist ask what kind. Just condoms. I need to know what kind you need. Whats the diffeerence? Well you have a 6 pack for Italians. Monday, Tue, Wed Thur, Fri, and Sat. There are 9 packs for Greeks. Mon, Tue, Wed, Thur, Fri, twice on Sat, and Twice on Sun. Then you have 12 packs for Jews. Jan, Feb, March, Apr, May...