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83eh01

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  1. matheson.jpg"Let me get this straight...are you saying....

     

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    So from my personal point of view

    Get an ugly girl to marry you

     

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    So from my personal point of view

    Get an ugly girl to marry you

     

    A pretty woman makes her husband look small

    And very often causes his downfall

    As soon as he marries her then she starts

    To do the things that will break his heart

     

    But if you make an ugly woman your wife

    you'll be happy for the rest of your life

    An ugly woman cooks meals on time

    And she'll always give you peace of mind

     

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    So from my personal point of view

    Get an ugly girl to marry you

     

    Sax solo

     

    Don't let your friends say you have no taste

    Go ahead and marry anyway

    Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match

    Take it from me, she's a better catch

     

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    So from my personal point of view

    Get an ugly girl to marry you

     

    Spoken:

    Say man!

    Hey baby!

    I saw your wife the other day!

    Yeah?

    Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!

    Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!

    Yeah, alright!

     

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life

    Never make a pretty woman your wife

    So from my personal point of view

    Get an ugly girl to marry you

     

    That's very funny. I just listened to it for the first time ever.

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