Put a smile on your face

[cravnravn]

A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing

playoff tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets

for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs.

 

The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and

inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely

replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not

make it to the playoffs.

 

This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steeler ticket office

inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale

because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs.

 

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller

about Steeler playoff tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice

says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS

AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS."

 

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Baltimore just to hear

you say that!"

 

 

[Guest BallTMore]

Haha! Nice!

[geo]

Thanks!

[vmax]

[ForceEight]

Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriot's flag in the window. "this house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special..., indeed, and walked up to his house.

 

On his way up to the porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Purple & Black sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Ravens logo flag, and in every window, a Ravens towel.

 

Tom looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super bowls..."

 

God said, "So what's your point Tom?"

"Well, why does Ray Lewis get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Ray's house, it's mine."

GO RAVENS!