papasmurfbell Posted November 9, 2013 Share Posted November 9, 2013 http://deadspin.com/report-from-buffalo-kiko-alonso-jersey-traded-for-blow-1459749225 Report From Buffalo: Kiko Alonso Jersey Traded For BlowjobSean from Buffalo claims to have witnessed a very unorthodox transaction before Sunday's game against the Chiefs:I ordered a Kiko Alonso jersey for a friend who decided he didn't want it. So, in order to recoup the money I had already spent, I took it to the Bills game in an attempt to sell it during the tailgate.My friends and I had been hanging out with the two guys parked next to us at the tailgate, and after a few hours of drinking, one of our new friends decides he's going to sell my jersey for me. A few minutes later he come back, with a young lady, and informs me that he's getting something for the jersey, and that he'll pay me for it. With him, was a young lady who had agreed to fellate him in exchange for the jersey.Political candidate, rookie of the year favorite, matchmaker: Is there anything Kiko Alonso can't do?Update: We tip our caps to the Bills:Buffalo Bills ✔ @buffalobills FollowA friendly reminder that The #Bills Store has a new shipment of Kiko Alonso jerseys: http://ow.ly/qzbwvOur correspondent was reimbursed $50. He sent along two photos, the geotags and timestamps of which indicate they were taken at Ralph Wilson on Sunday afternoon. One, of the romantic setting of this guy's car. The second, of the woman wearing her purportedly hard-earned jersey during the game. Funny responses Same Sad EchoUBarry PetcheskyXX171LULShare to KinjaeEditTraded For Blow Jobs- Team jerseys- Car rides- Rent- Backstage AccessThrown In For Free- DiginityWednesday 5:42pm ahnoldU50ShadesOfJimGrayXX11LULShare to KinjaeEditBroad shoulders, unnatural looking hair, flat chest, baggy pants, man hands.Yep, that's a dude.Wednesday 6:30pm tom.blerschU50ShadesOfJimGrayXX351LULShare to KinjaeEditIn Buffalo, not only is there no question that's a woman, she's also about an 8.Wednesday 9:13pm A Pimp Named DaveRUBarry PetcheskyXX121LULShare to KinjaeEditGoddammit, Chrissy, I said "Bills fans suck", not "Suck the Bills fans"......Wednesday 5:37pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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