cravnravn Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 To all you dads out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmax Posted June 17, 2012 Share Posted June 17, 2012 (edited) Yea!Happy Fathers Day! This is one of my favorite days of the year.I love my children....whata ride it's been! Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my brand new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-] thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Fathers Day? aahh -- don't worry about that -- it's no big deal. Edited June 17, 2012 by vmax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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