And there were in the same stadium, Reed abiding in the fields, keeping watch over his defense by night. And lo, Ray Lewis came upon them, and the glory of the Defense shone round about them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear me, for behold, I bring unto you a tenacious defense, which shall be to all Pittsburgh. For unto you this day is born in the City of Baltimore, an AFC Championship. And this shall be a sign unto you; you shall find the trophy in Tampa. That's what Festivus is all about, Joe Flacco.