I do take offense to this. What could be less homoerotic than a locker room? Snapping wet towels at each others bare asses, playing pranks with people clothes, half naked wrestling. Nope, nothing at all. Wasnt there some congressmen a few years ago who was anti-gay but admitted that while stationed on a ship he and his crew would "scuba" each other which involved squatting over a sleeping mans face and resting ones genitals on the sleeping mans face? I think he stated that wasnt gay, just horseplay.