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After writting one too many obituary reports, Sun writer Jill Rosen finally snapped and trashes Baltimore and Miami as she gingerly takes her first baby steps into the world as a Rookie Troll.

 

Baltimore vs. Miami: Homegrown mascot

 

Rats versus palmetto bugs

BY JILL ROSEN

December 31, 2008

To live in Baltimore is to never live alone - thanks to rats. A recent study guesstimated that about 50,000 of them call Baltimore home. That's about one rat for every 13 people.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/footbal...0,1471898.story

 

After reading this I thought "WTF!?"

Now...It's your basic troll post...not witty, not funny, contrived.... but definitely disgusting and insulting....a good basic start for a future troll.

Still...it has rookie written all over it.

 

"Should the Ravens win, she can not successfully follow this up with "Rat's vs Redneck Hillbilly's" next week without our help."belushi.jpg

 

matheson.jpg "Jill...Congratulations! You have the basics needed to succeed. A disturbed mind, total disregard for people's feelings, too much time on your hands and you are unfazed by how the world views you."

 

 

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"Should the Ravens win, she can not successfully follow this up with "Rat's vs Redneck Hillbilly's" next week without our help."

 

Rats vs Lets bang our sisters gang

 

You might be on to something crav. This gal is heavy on statistics.

Perhaps she'll go all the way...

The high STD rate in Baltimore vs the high incest rate in Tenneessee. That should endear her to the Baltimore readers.

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