This thread was fantastic. Therefore, version two. B) Here's a few from me; I'll add as we go along:
- I'm actually becoming more shy than I used to be.
- I have a huge obsession with making people laugh, except that I'm not really funny.
- I didn't actually flunk out of college.
- Sappy chick flicks usually get to me.
- I've had exactly a half-dozen girlfriends (aside from fake elementary school stuff), and 17% of them are now lesbian.
- I can't find anyone my age who has had nearly the weird jobs I've already had.
- I'm more attracted to extremely skinny girls than any other.
- My hair has been dyed blonde, red, orange, and purple (all different occasions) at some point.
That's all for now.
Bear your souls!