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RIP #15

You just trying to pee-pee in my cheerios aren't you.

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods he came flying, chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry, Because a bimbo’s phone number she found on his blackberry. He’d been cheating on poor little Elin, And as each day went by another whore came out squealing. He’d been on Holly,... on Jaimee, on Rachel, on Cori, On Joselyn, and Kalika, TMZ had the story. From the top of the world to above the fold, Tiger’s ever more sorted tale, it was told. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, And when he wasn’t hosing them, he sent them hot texts. He crashed his Caddy, but didn’t call OnStar, Yet he played “spank me daddy” with a skanky old porn star. He’s been naughty, so with Santa he hasn’t a chance, Except the big lump of coal that matches the lump in his pants. But despite all his crying and begging and pleading, Tiger’s wife went right out, bought a new home in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim as she packed up the Escalade, If you’re going to get laid, then I’m going to get paid. Now she’s not pouting, in fact she’s of good cheer, Because her prenup made Christmas come early this year!

They already play 20, just make it 2 pre-season games and 18 reg season. Anybody that has an ingrown toe nail this time of the year gets put on the injury list.After the Colts take down Jax tonight, everybody practices tomorrow..

If Cincinnati manages to do that I will drive my car off a bridge. I have a 1997 Saturn, gets 32 mpg, great get around car..500.00 Caus your car will be no good when they hoist it from the river.

What do we know about the Bears? 1. Ravens are 10 1/2 point favs 2. Kyle Cutler at the helm 3. Bear meat is good in stew, so Im told. 4. Bears are stepping into the Lions den Sunday, the only thing they can rest their hopes on, is crappy weather. 5. The Beras best RB, is wearing Bengal stripes. 6. Cutler to Hester hasn't materialized like everyone anticipated would.

Im still a tad gloomy, but hell were here we might as well go for broke..In 2006 the Colys had the 28th ranked D in the NFL..But Tagliboob presented them the Lombardi.. We havent been a .500 team til week 6.

Soooooooo, the way Im getting this, when our old rooting interest takes down Jacksonville Thursday, we will have the 6th seed by 1/2 game.

Do the Bengals deserve to be AFC North Champs this year? Im not crowning them, the team is in disaray, Palmer is hurt, or hes playing like hes hurt. They will lose to San Diego, KC took care of Pittsville, no reason they wont take care of an unraveling Bungle team, and they will more than likely lose to the Jets.. Bengals will be the first team in the history of the NFL to sweep their division and not win their division.

Hell with that 6th seed..Im after the 5th seed!! Look out Denver ya scrubs. Dont count us out of winning the AFCN..Dont forget we are talking Cinncy with the lead, and the shirts are getting a little tight around the collar. And they just lost their safety for the remainder of the regular season. And Palmer is resembling Boller.

We need every advantage over the Colts as possible in the playoffs.. Hey dc, the Mrs and I went to a party. holloween time, and the Jags were in their bye week, and Jeremy Navarre was there, we shot the bs with him, at the time he was on Jax practice squad, he has been called up to the big squad..

Im reading more and more that Indy will be resting starters after 2 series..Sucks for us Thursday Night. And Max, Indy secured HFA throughout.

There is blood flowing from my fingertips and tongue..

Thats great..Anybody else notice that Harbs ducks questions EXACTLY how Billick avoids questions??? He'll be out of here quick, within 3 years.

Hey 83...We dont have a finger emiticon

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Sorry Dc God I wamted to do that all week.. YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's the escape: Flacco has a field day against a poor Lions secondary with Mason, Washington and Williams. Williams has everything set to have a great day. They can't cover him. He can make a big difference. Oh...Ray Rice should have a fun day. We'll see what the weather conditions hold, its really ugly up here now..Freezin rain now, the cars have an 1/8 inch of ice on them.

Can somebody post these pictures for me, Effin dialup wont open them..Thanks http://www.flagsonastick.com/5-o-clock-cocktails-sculpted-garden-flag.html http://www.flagsonastick.com/chillin-in-paradise-garden-flag.html

Max, go to the General Chat section.

Weather north of the border, it has started to sleet..

Swami seyz 31-17 Vikes

This is it..Hope Harbs has these boys focused, theres alot at stake here today.

Well done indeed. Easy summary is such, we must win out and hope both Jacksonville and Denver lose twice. So our playoffs hopes are extremely slim, even though they have tough schedules, we still have to win out. I dont think we have to win out, especially if Jax loses todaywe could afford another loss..It might not have seemed important then, but beating Denver & San Diego was huge.

What's with the thread title? I know you want to get in. Thats what happens when you start threads mid week and the sour taste of a loss is still fresh in your mouth :>)