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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.'' . . u

I forgot I was posting with a bunch of reformed trolls Who you calling reformed ;o/

Weather forecast: 22 and sunny. Im sorry, but its dark and snowing

Did I hear this right..She immediately upon resignation she will start collecting her 82,000 a year pension. And in 4 years she'll get to have her name exhonorated..And she has community service to do, something she has done for the past 20 years. Nice punishment.

I remember her taking 1000's of dollars of gift cards that were meant for the needy.

Flacco and Carr..Just knock it down Cris.

None of those games are particularly patsy pansy easy... so I don't know where this "no worries" attitude comes from. Dc, do you not agree that Foxworth is improved?? Webb at the other corner, We could have a decent defensive backfield in the making. For as bad as "we" say our DB's are we are ranked 7th overall in the pass coverage category.. Now we have to hope that after we win the super bowl that other teams dont go after our coaches.

Way to go Willis!!! Ravens running back Willis McGahee, Chiefs linebacker Derrick Johnson and Chargers kicker Nate Kaeding have been honored with the Week 17 AFC player of the week awards. McGahee carried 16 times for 167 yards and three touchdowns as the Ravens defeated the Raiders to earn a playoff spot. It was by far McGahee's biggest game of the season; he hadn't even rushed for 80 yards in 15 previous games in 2009. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/01/06/mcgahee-johnson-kaeding-named-afc-players-of-the-week/

A man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing playoff tickets. The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs. The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steeler ticket office and inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs. This goes on for an entire week. The man goes to the Steeler ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Steelers did not make it to the playoffs. Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Steeler playoff tickets. Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS." The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Baltimore just to hear you say that!"

Let me guess, 15-1 and punch your playoff tickets now ? 14-2

No patsies on this schedule - only possible exceptions are Tampa and Buffalo. Blaaaa, Leaveland 2x, Buffalo, Denver, Tampa, Houston, Cinncy, Atlanta, Carolina, Theres 9 wins..Cant wait for the Atlanta game, we can showcase the "real" rookie of the year..

Yup, the Homer Hat is on..We are in it, we might as well make the best of it..

Kiss my ass, you and your Global Warming BS..

I bought my dad and little brother stitched black Ray Rice and Ray Lewis jerseys from lookjerseys.com for Christmas. They were only $20 each and look legit. The only catch is that shipping is $20, so you might as well buy more than one when ordering. 10 or more, the shipping was free.

Very true dee..I should "consider the source" when listening to them..Especially that Vince from Catonsville!!! Hey wheres the quote button??

Wait. We don't play Indy next year? Something must be wrong... I think you mean this year..And yes we do, 8:15pm next Saturday. Also for 2011 we have Indy on our schedule, AT the ATM

I'll take care of that.

Final Note: Anita Marks said half the QB's in the league wouldn't be playing with the pain that Joe has. He is injured...serious bruising...so let' s give him a break...we don't know the whole story You have lost all credibilty You know how many times Ive heard, "He has the deer in headlights look" Its ridiculous He better start hitting Heap, caus Clayton is of no use to him at all..384 yards for a #1 WR..TD Taylor put up better numbers, and he had Stumblin Boller trying to throw to him.

Bring Marshall here!!! The woman beating shit is over..Do you like Suggs?? he tried to Michael Jackson some chick with bleach.

Here's the video... http://www.nfl.com/v...hat-a-stiff-arm Look at the video again, look at the blocks by Oher and Grubbs, Grubbs absolutely destroyed that lineman.

What has happened to him? is he hurt? He really went south this year with his snaps, I doubt Cundiff would have hit the 50 yarder, but the snap was horrendous

Check out these cheating son of a bitches in New England.. Heres the Patsies injury reports for the year, nothing about ribs, they have some mystery "right shoulder" listed. http://www.nfl.com/injuries?team=NE

I agree Va, Im scared shitless of the game now..How come his injury was not on the injury reports for the past 3 weeks.

Problem with Joe's slowness ? No problem. Juice em up with a couple of Red Bulls before each game ! Then he'd have to pee all game

Brady has at least 1 broken rib and a broken index finger on his throwing hand. its 3 broken ribs and 1 broken right ring finger..If we get anywhere near Skirts we're screwed.. Dont you find it funny how this story just now came out, and the ribs have been broken for 3 weeks.