ForceEight Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Courtesy of the Harford County Government's website. Heard it on the radio this morning. Sung to the tune of "Green Eggs and Ham." GOLD TOWELS AND BEN We do not like gold towels and Ben We will defeat them once again We are coming to your house And we will trap you like a mouse You will see when we are through The refs can't win the game for you So check the spread and call your bookie We're coming at ya with our rookie His name is Joe and he is cool He came from that there Blue Hen school He makes the fans all scream & shout He's not afraid to air it out He'll throw the ball to big Todd Heap Or make Mason take a leap He'll hand it to Willis or to LeRon Who'll run right through their Harr-i-son We do not like gold towels and Ben Must we say it yet again? We've seen Big Ben there many times We've sacked him, too, and rung his chimes Scott & Rolle will keep him quick Ed Reed might snag another pick He will get a cold reception How do you spell "interception"? With Ray Ray leading our big "D" Big Pittsburgh scores you will not see Just when you think the game is over We'll trot out good old Matt Stover Bend at the waist, then flex that knee He'll put it through the posts, you see We do not like gold towels and Ben We will defeat them once again To play you twice was just for fun Now it's time to Git 'R Done We'll wipe the smirk from Hines Ward's face And keep the offense in its place We'll use the ground game and the air We'll straighten Troy's long curling hair We'd like to see you lose at home In the cold without a dome (But where it's warm is where we'll be Watching on some big TV) You'll leave tired and out of gas Use your towels to wipe your grass Keep it clean and watch your mouth The Ravens will be flying south We do not like gold towels and Ben Unless we beat them once again They're worthy foes, not sloths or burglars (It's hard to rhyme with Roethlisberger) We know that when the game is o'er You'll like the Ravens nevermore We know that when we play the Steelers We fans are not a bunch of squealers It's just a healthy rivalry And no one wins each time, times three. http://www.harfordcountymd.gov/CoverStory.cfm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spen Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 You are going to make Steeler fans cry....they really take their terrible towels thing serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeshopper Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 You guys must have a better feeling about this game than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spen Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 You guys must have a better feeling about this game than I do. I dont, I dont feel good about it at all. Too banged up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cravnravn Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 For Gods sake you 2..Stop it.. I have officially renamed you 2 Tom & Sue, neighbors full of negativity, Spenny you are Sue, dee you're Tom. BTW that is an awesome poem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spen Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I was "A Boy Named Sue". I am just being honest about my outlook. If it means anything I was pretty sure the Cowboys were going to beat us too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BallTMore Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Haha. Cool. I feel similar, Spen. It will be beyond amazing if we can pull this off, though! Frank Walker scares the hell out of me, and I'm not sure Jameel McClain or Edgar Jones can cover a TE or stop the run as well as Suggs. Our offense needs to be flawless tomorrow. We need 7s, not 3s, all day. But who cares? I'm through analyzing. We're one win away from the Super Bowl! I'll be in full homer mode tomorrow. Eff Pittsburgh! Go Ravens! Shock the NFL world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yagersports Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Dee also didn't have a good feeling about the Titan game, so we must be in good shape for an upset! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpearSrai Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Of all the games to "have a bad feeling about", this is a pretty good one, because if we pull the upset... we're in the Super Bowl. That's a hell of a reward. It just shows how far we've come this season that we're even in this position. We may have already lost the game on paper, but they're going to let us play the game anyways, so that's nice of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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