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It will be interesting to see what the autopsy says.
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How do you feel about Rolando McClain coming back
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Do you comprehend team conduct versus private conduct? Incognito is in trouble for team conduct. McClain was in Bama as an individual. I agree. If he plays well then a player could do anything he wants and the fans will back him. Say McClain plays all world we will have some new jock sniffers right here. Martin broke no rules. -
Refs will penalize players who dunk over the goal post
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Yeah it is the net. -
How do you feel about Rolando McClain coming back
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
He has never tortured a brother. Also he is not going to be a finacial liablity on your roster. If he gets in trouble they are his responsibilty not the orgs. -
How do you feel about Rolando McClain coming back
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
How many players that have gotten in trouble with the law have been banned? None to my knowledge. You are making an apples and oranges argument. This is a dirt cheap deal that if he is good helps the Ravens at a spot they are lacking. If he screws up then they cut him with no consequences. This is why he was not cut last yr. They hold his rights. -
A construction worker was on the third floor of an unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him. But the guy couldn’t hear a word he said from so high up. So he started to give a sign so the man on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning “I”) then pointed at his knees (meaning “need”), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the third floor got pissed off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, “You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw.” The other guy replied, “I know, ?I was telling you that I was coming.” A dyslexic kid and his mom go out for lunch and she says to him, “What do you want to eat?” He replies, “McDonald’s!” The mom says, “You can have it if you can spell it.” He thinks about this and then says, “Fine, I’ll have KCF.” A woman was complaining about her small breasts when one day, a genie appeared. He told her that every time a man says pardon, her breasts would increase in size. The next day, she bumped into a man. He said “Excuse me” and her breasts grew substantially. Thrilled, she decided to treat herself to Chinese. As she walked in, she bumped into a Chinese man on the way out who quickly said, “A thousand pardons, miss.” On the news that night the headline was, “Restaurant destroyed by mysterious explosion”. If a fire station can go up in flames, and a plumbing company can go down the drain, can a prostitute get layed off? A man walks into his doctor’s office and whines, “Doc, you’ve got to help me; I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my ass.” The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, “I’ve got cream for that!” A frustrated wife got some Viagra for her husband. Her doctor told her to give him one pill a night, and that he would call to check in with her after a week. That night, the wife popped one pill in her husband’s food and got a good banging. The next night she gave him two pills. The sex was even greater than the night before. The following night she decided to give him the whole bottle. The sex was unimaginable. A week later, the doctor called to check on the patient. The couple’s son answered the phone and sounded shaky. The doctor asked to speak to his mom. The son replied that his mom was in the hospital, the maid was pregnant, his butt was hurting and his dad was standing naked in the front garden, yelling, “Here kitty, kitty!” On Monday morning, teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word “penis” in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn’t find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class. Tuesday, she was again greeted with “penis” on the blackboard, written in larger letters. She looked in vain for the culprit, and then proceeded with the day’s lesson. Every morning for the rest of the week, “penis” was written on the board in larger and larger letters, and each time, the teacher furiously erased it. By Friday, she’d had enough. “That’s enough,” she sputtered. “I can’t believe this! Monday morning, I expect an explanation for this behaviour!” The next Monday morning, the teacher confidently entered the classroom and found on the board: “Don’t you know – the more you rub it, the bigger it gets?"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n1cyM-E-2Y
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Ravens Front Office once again showing their true colors
papasmurfbell replied to Tornado700's topic in Baltimore Ravens
How many teams run a 1 true feature back system? 3 maybe. It is a position that is run by commitee and they are thrown away soon after they were brought in. -
If the Ravens signed Richie InC.....
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
There is a reason why I never reference wiki. Go search anything I have posted and you will not find it. Also I asked John Rallo who fought for the UFC and trains MMA about the subject. This is what he says. -
Ravens Front Office once again showing their true colors
papasmurfbell replied to Tornado700's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Hey he was of good use for what 3 yrs? That is good enough. -
Ravens Front Office once again showing their true colors
papasmurfbell replied to Tornado700's topic in Baltimore Ravens
RB's dime a dozen and easy to find a new one. Whats-his-face from Bowie State proved that for you guys. Not a good article. He is a winner if he has the right people around him. -
If the Ravens signed Richie InC.....
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
http://boxing.nv.gov/Licensing/Boxer/ Wiki is bs. -
Refs will penalize players who dunk over the goal post
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Thats a bunch of BS. -
If the Ravens signed Richie InC.....
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
And Nevada has ever denied a fighter for conduct outside the ring ever other than Ali when? -
Refs will penalize players who dunk over the goal post
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
It would be so simple. They could get it down to 1 maybe 2 officials if the ran it right. So it makes you wonder why they wouldn't. Maybe they like the errors so they can control outcomes. -
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Refs will penalize players who dunk over the goal post
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
You can put a laser in the top of the goal post to check close kicks that are high. -
Refs will penalize players who dunk over the goal post
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
But ratings for Thur games sucked most weeks. Many of the games were crap matchups since they have to give each team a PT game they ate many of the bad games. -
Refs will penalize players who dunk over the goal post
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Ridiculous. And Goodell thinks Cuban is full of crap. -
Report: Ravens hoping to sign Torrey Smith to extension
papasmurfbell replied to papasmurfbell's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Dalton should be cheaper if they want to keep him. -
Report: Ravens hoping to sign Torrey Smith to extension
papasmurfbell replied to papasmurfbell's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Did the Ravens sign Joe a yr out? -
If the Ravens signed Richie InC.....
papasmurfbell replied to Oldschool739's topic in Baltimore Ravens
Yeah but some guys line gets crossed and they go thermonuclear.