All Cowboys, All Day Leading To Historic Final Game at Texas Stadium

[ravinmaniac52]

SATURDAY COWBOYS COVERAGE KICKS OFF AT 6:00 AM ET

17 HOURS OF COWBOYS PROGRAMMING INCLUDES:

 

· 3-HOUR TOTAL ACCESS ON LOCATION PREGAME SHOW LIVE FROM TEXAS STADIUM

 

· COMPLETE RE-AIR OF 1995 NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME – ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES IN TEXAS STADIUM HISTORY

 

· PROFILES OF ALL DALLAS’ SUPER BOWL WINNERS IN EMMY-AWARD WINNING AMERICA’S GAME: THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS

 

The Dallas Cowboys host their final regular season home game at Texas Stadium against the Baltimore Ravens Saturday, Dec. 20 at 8:00 PM ET on NFL Network.

 

In preparation for this historic contest, NFL Network will treat fans to a full Saturday of Cowboys programming kicking off at 6:00 AM ET with five episodes of NFL Network’s exclusive Emmy Award-winning America’s Game: The Super Bowl Champions chronicling all five Cowboys’ Super Bowl champions.

 

At 1:00 PM ET, one of the most memorable contests in Texas Stadium history will be featured on NFL Classic Games. The 1995 NFC Championship Game between the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers will be re-aired in its entirety with the original FOX graphics and announcers (John Madden and Pat Summerall) – a classic game you can see only on NFL Network. Each team held the lead three times in the contest, but Emmitt Smith’s 150 rushing yards and three touchdowns led the Cowboys to a 38-27 victory.

 

At 4:00 PM ET, NFL Network presents highlights of Super Bowl XXX, which the Cowboys won against the Steelers two weeks after the storied 1995 NFC Championship Game.

 

Barry Switzer, the Cowboys coach for that third title in four years, is profiled at 4:30 PM ET on NFL Films Presents: Barry Switzer, which offers a behind-the-scenes look at Switzer from his days as a young man through his head coaching jobs at the University of Oklahoma and the Dallas Cowboys.

 

Then, live from Texas Stadium at 5:00 PM ET, Total Access on Location presented by Sears sets the scene with three hours of pregame coverage. Among the features on the pregame show are a live on-set visit with Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, a retrospective on the best moments in Texas Stadium history, and special interviews with Cowboys legends.

 

NFL Network Schedule – Saturday, Dec. 20

6:00 AM ET – America’s Game: 1971 Dallas Cowboys (HD)

7:00 AM ET – America’s Game: 1977 Dallas Cowboys (HD)

8:00 AM ET – America’s Game: 1992 Dallas Cowboys (HD)

9:00 AM ET – America’s Game: 1993 Dallas Cowboys (HD)

10:00 AM ET – America’s Game: 1995 Dallas Cowboys (HD)

11:00 AM ET – Playbook (AFC)

12 Noon ET – Playbook (NFC) – in-depth analysis of Ravens-Cowboys

1:00 PM ET – NFL Classic Games: 1995 NFC Championship Game (Packers-Cowboys)

4:00 PM ET – Super Bowl XXX Highlights (Cowboys-Steelers)

4:30 PM ET – NFL Films Presents: Barry Switzer

5:00 PM ET – Total Access on Location presented by Sears (HD)

8:00 PM ET – Saturday Night Football – Ravens vs. Cowboys (HD)

11:30 PM ET – The Home Depot Postgame Show (HD)

[STLRaven]

Okay, for the record, I fucking hate the Cowboys.

 

I hate the "America's Team" nonesense.

 

I hate how everyone you know has a friend who doesn't know dick squat about football, but is a Cowboys fan.

 

I hate Texas.

 

I hate how even Cowboys fans can't name players outside of the "stars", when fans of nearly every other team can tell you who the longsnapper was in any given year.

 

I hate how ESPN strokes off about the NFC East (and Brett Favre).

 

I fucking hate the hype, too. It's ok for them to have down years, but don't manufacture excuses for shitty football.

[cravnravn]

75,000 Fans there, closing Tex Stadium, we with a Rookie QB..If I had a glimmer of hope, there it went.

[vmax]

Thread title should read:

All Cowboys, All Day Leading To Historic Final Loss at Texas Stadium

 

 

Ray, Suggs, Johnson, Ngata, Pryce, Bart, Reed and company don't give a shit about the celebration. They are going to wipe that stadium field with Cowboy ass's because this is what is between them and the playoffs.

 

It's just business...nothing personal.

 

"It's the Raaavvvvens!!!!!!!!"

 

 

[vmax]

"Three of Dallas' five losses have come to teams with defenses ranked in the top five (New York Giants, Washington and Pittsburgh). Let's go home honey...I don't want you around these Ravens..."

[vmax]

"Do you think they'll show 'Brokeback Mountain' at halftime?"

[vmax]

"I got a chuckle out of this one..."

 

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"

 

"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.

 

After a short while he asked her what she was. "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," said the young woman.

 

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

 

"I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."

 

[vmax]

"How Bout Dem Cowboys!!!"

[vmax]

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

 

Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?

A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

 

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

 

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

 

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

 

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

 

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."

[vmax]

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your willy?"The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' "The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!' "A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality is Job One" " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....Like a Rock!" And gives a wink!Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer."The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "'Why Secret?"The cowboy says, "Because it's "STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!"

 

 

[83eh01]

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

 

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

 

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

 

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:

 

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents."

 

:lol:

 

That's a good find.

[cravnravn]

Somebody had too much time on their hands last night.