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I have more important things to do than ban somebody....

The big statement was winning a low scoring pitchers duel over Lester.

No coach can win without having the talent! None! Lot's of coaches get mediocre results from very talented players. Harbaugh got the most out of what he was given to work with....and they maxed out. Harbaugh is a proven and very good HC. Few HC's have accomplished what he has. To think he got great results on his own is wrong. Great results come from great organizational choices and decision making. Hiring Harbaugh was one of the pieces. He's done it all. Now his challenge is to do it again. Not many do. Damn! I got sucked in! I'm stupid for writing this....all I did was grab a bat!

Yardwork! Cruz!... 2-1 O's

Nice opening ceremony. Real windy. Tillman pitched well but so is Leister. 1-1

We're in deep shit. On HOB I saw their show "Vice". I think in the first show... they had a scientist who measures the ice melt in Greenland. He said the thickness of the ice is dropping 28' per year! That is a huge amount of water...and it's dirty snow from pollution that is melting which adsorbs more sunlight and heat. Clean snow reflects the heat back. It a chain of events that is being set off and each one adds too or accelerates the overall problem. He basically said all the coastal cities on the planet will be under water this century. What's going to take for the nations of this earth to mobilize? Maybe a couple more good storm surges that put Wall Street under water and out of business will get the wheels of constructive action under way.

Here's one for the ladies...I think.... Man: "God, why you make woman so beautiful?" God: "So you would love her." Man: "But God, why you make her so dumb?" God: "So she would love you!" A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job. A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15 years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed. He forces the young man into a chair and duck taped him there. Then he leans over the woman and kisses her neck, then he goes into the bathroom. The man whispers to his wife "Honey this man is an escaped convict look at his clothes. He probably hasn't seen a young woman in years, I saw the way he kissed your neck, so do whatever he says of he might kill us be strong honey love you." The wife leans over and whispers "He wasn't kissing my neck he whispered in my ear that he was gay and thought you were cute. So he asked if we had any lube, I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey love you too."

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up". Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time." A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time." As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex. Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ---- my wife won twice last week." Why do rednecks like having sex doggie style? That way they can both watch wrestling. Why do folks from Tennessee go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted. What is a Redneck's defense in court? "Honest your Honor, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

I doubt if he could make the team.

Did they ban the Lambeau Leap? That's way worse than a dunk. The message is...Do not feel good or get excited if you score a touchdown. Do not smile. Make like nothing happened and walk back to your bench with your head down.

Does anybody find the fact that the Ravens were interested in WeeDone disheartening? How about John's vote of no confidence in Taylor?!

Love it!

But it's great for you! You now have 4 more years to hate on him.

Might as well make this a Stealers thread....

I hate it!

The news on KO is very promising. I'll trust Ozzie on...It's coming together. Zuttah

Maybe Ray Rice could mentor him.

They let go of 1 turnover machine for another.

"You gotta give it to Ozzie. He found Ed Reed's replacement. At a bargain too!"

hehee.....

I agree. These two teams know each other well. I'm with tsylvester and Ravenous on this...he's too old...he's not Rod Woodson crav...this team needs to get younger and faster...and "Yes", I don't like the idea at all of pairing a rookie with Elam.

There are coincidences and then there's stuff like this....

I like Oher but he definitely underachieved and last season he flat out disappeared. The Ravens will have 3...maybe 4 comp picks....

It's apple!....the apple doesn't fall..... .......; a chip off the old block......... like father, like son...........

He looks like he's 74, not 54.